The Banshees of Inisherin
from The Banshees of Inisherin
Written by Martin McDonagh

Padraic confronts Colm by kicking in his door, attempting to force a reconciliation through aggressive friendliness and a 'slagging.' The tension shifts from hostility to a brief, poignant moment of connection over Colm's newly finished musical composition before the fundamental rift between them resurfaces.
PADRAIC: How are you, fatty? Dancing with your dog, is it? Well who else is going to dance with ya? Your poor dog has no say in the matter! And if you’re too rude to be offering me a seat, I’ll be taking one of me own accord!
COLM: Have you gone fecking mental?!
PADRAIC: Have I gone fecking mental?
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