Claire visits Fleabag at her cafe under the guise of getting lunch, but quickly reveals her anxiety over planning her own surprise party. The sisters exchange passive-aggressive barbs about success, eating habits, and Fleabag's failing finances.
CLAIRE: Well, I’m successful, so... Do you have rye bread?
FLEABAG: No. But I have normal bread you could just puke up after.
CLAIRE: Great.
FLEABAG: What do you want in it?
CLAIRE: Oh, just tomatoes is fine.
FLEABAG: Just tomatoes? Just a tomato sandwich.
CLAIRE: Yes. Is there a problem?
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