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Comedy
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Wade's Birthday Small Talk

from Deadpool & Wolverine

Written by Ryan Reynolds, Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Zeb Wells, Shawn Levy

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Deadpool & Wolverine

Wade Wilson attempts to navigate his birthday party while engaging in sharp-tongued banter with his roommate, Blind Al. The scene highlights Wade's financial struggles and his deflection of serious concerns through dark humor and insults.

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BLIND AL: Our rent is due in three days, Wade. I can’t keep carrying you.

WADE: Relax. I have the money. I sold some old blood pressure medication I found lying around.

BLIND AL: Are you trying to kill me, motherfucker?

WADE: I’m not the one dousing everything in salt, motherfucker.

BLIND AL: I pray

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CharactersWade, Blind Al
Duration1 min
Age Range35-45
GenderAny
GenreComedy
PeriodContemporary
Formatduologue
SourceDeadpool & Wolverine
Tonecomedic
AccentAmerican
Suitable Forself tape, general practice, agent showcase
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