Wade's Birthday Small Talk
from Deadpool & Wolverine
Written by Ryan Reynolds, Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Zeb Wells, Shawn Levy

Wade Wilson attempts to navigate his birthday party while engaging in sharp-tongued banter with his roommate, Blind Al. The scene highlights Wade's financial struggles and his deflection of serious concerns through dark humor and insults.
BLIND AL: Our rent is due in three days, Wade. I can’t keep carrying you.
WADE: Relax. I have the money. I sold some old blood pressure medication I found lying around.
BLIND AL: Are you trying to kill me, motherfucker?
WADE: I’m not the one dousing everything in salt, motherfucker.
BLIND AL: I pray
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