Not My Fucking Problem
from Deadpool & Wolverine
Written by Ryan Reynolds, Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Zeb Wells, Shawn Levy
After being pruned into the Void, Deadpool attempts to recruit a reluctant and hostile Wolverine to help save his timeline. The encounter quickly devolves into a violent, regenerative brawl as Deadpool mocks Wolverine's past failures, leading to a meta-commentary showdown amidst the ruins of the 20th Century Fox logo.
DEADPOOL: I don’t know. Looks kind of Mad Maxy but that would be IP infringement, right?
WOLVERINE: Fucking jokes.
DEADPOOL: AAAH! Were you even listening back there?! If we don’t make it back to that Mr. Paradox asshole everyone I know is going to die.
WOLVERINE: Not my fucking problem.
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